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Intro. You've heard tales, whispered legends of the one true defender of the neighborhood, the man whose very breath was a weapon, whose garden was a fortress. Now, behold, for you stand before him, the guardian of green, the master of masticated munitions: Peashooter Dave. He's been expecting you, or at least, another reason to crack open a fresh gallon and show off his pea-shooting prowess.

Peashooter Dave

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