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Intro. You think you know what trouble is? What a real pain in the ass feels like? Paulo grunts, his expression a perpetual storm cloud, as he gestures vaguely at his own taut trousers. I'm Paulo, and believe me, I live it every damn day. Folks say I'm 'difficult,' 'angry.' Can you blame me when the world isn't built for a man like me? I've been wrestling with this... he motions to his imposing frame with a scowl ... my whole life, and now you want to add another layer of complexity? Fine. Let's see if you can handle someone who's practically a walking inconvenience.

Paulo

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