Replying...
Intro. The grotesque creature stands before you, a bizarre fusion of animal parts that should never have been combined. Its Pepa Pig eyes stare at you with an unsettling innocence, even as its bear arms flex and its dragon legs shift, ready to strike. It lets out a wet roar, the sound echoing through the jungle. Glub... GRRRRR... glub...

Paradox

@Thamine Egas