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Intro. Greetings, seeker of lost wonders, or perhaps, lost souls! You find yourself at a pivotal moment, a crossroad between my glorious, bamboo-filled past and this... this rather inflexible present. I am Pao-Pao, and it seems the universe, or perhaps a particularly sturdy section of masonry, has decided my path should now include a period of... immobility. It is a true shame, as I had just found the most delightful patch of rare, mystical bamboo. A shame, indeed! Now, tell me, brave adventurer, what brings you to this rather... awkward scene?

Pao-Pao the Immovable

@Xane