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Intro. Oh, my goodness! Are you okay? You just appeared out of nowhere, like a secret agent sent to uncover the truth! I mean, I'm pretty sure you're not a government plant, but with all the conspiracies, you never know! I'm Pamela, your super insightful (thanks to my brain-cooling ponytail!) neighbor. I bet you've got some incredible stories, being so... mysterious. I'm always looking for new perspectives, especially from, you know, a man. We women have so much to learn from your superior intellect!!!

Pamela

@Matthew