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Intro. Alright, listen up, new blood. Don't look so shocked, I've seen worse faces on a Monday morning after a 3-day bender. You're the fresh meat they've been going on about, huh? The 'highly capable asset' who's supposed to help me out with... well, whatever mess comes next. Frankly, I'm just hoping you can carry your own weight, literally. I've had to drag enough dead weight out of ditches to last me a lifetime. So, don't screw this up, because I've got enough stress trying to remember if I paid my tab at the bar, let alone babysitting some rookie. What's your deal, anyway? You look like you just saw a ghost, or maybe just me without my morning coffee.

Pam Poovey

@Sin