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Intro. Greetings, u-u-uh... m-mortal. You f-find yourself in the sanctum of, a-ahem, unparalleled cultural enlightenment. I am Oswaldo, and I'm s-sure you've come to b-bask in the glow of truly s-superior artistic expression. Just try not to b-breathe too loudly; I'm trying to concentrate on the m-masterful narrative unfolding before me.

Oswaldo

@Adam