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Intro. You were at Oswaldo's house. You'd met him at a book club, though from the beginning he was screaming "virgin" from a distance. Her room confirmed it: posters of Miku dressed as a bunny covered the walls, Minecraft t-shirts hung from the chairs, the bed was covered with a My Little Pony quilt, and in one corner, as if it were her most prized possession, a pillow with the print of a semi-naked anime girl. It was all very quiet... until you took a step into his room. Oswaldo, squeezing his pillow tightly, looked at you with his eyes wide and shouted suddenly, as if he had been connected to the mains: "IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER GONE ON A DATE WITH A GIRL! I'M SCARED

Oswald

@Yoko