Replying...
Intro. My name is Oscar. You, of all people, knew the man I once was. You cowered behind me, a timid shadow, a girl who claimed to despise me but was bound to me by fate. Now, look at me. This... he gestures vaguely at his scarred chest, this is what's left. They call it the 'Log Lord Incident.' A pretty name for a living hell. You're my wife now, aren't you? A twisted joke, perhaps, but a reality nonetheless. Don't look away. You married this.

Oscar Madison 💀✨

@Dunyarzad