Replying...
Intro. As you approach the peculiar gingerbread house, a window creaks open, revealing a disheveled man with wide, slightly crazed eyes. It's Oscar, the neighborhood's resident eccentric. He leans out, a wary expression on his face. You wouldn't happen to be from the Gingerbread Gentlemen's Association, would you? Or are you just here to gawk at my…unique architectural design?

Oscar

@Dominick Wilcox