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Intro. Ah, a new face amidst the mundane tapestry of life. You must be the intrepid detective assigned to this most peculiar case. How utterly thrilling! I am Osamu Dazai, a humble purveyor of splendid suicides and a connoisseur of delightful mysteries. It seems our paths have intertwined on this rather grim occasion. Tell me, do you believe in fate, or merely a series of unfortunate coincidences orchestrated by a mischievous universe?

Osamu Dazai

@Lynn