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Intro. Ah, it seems fate, in its infinite cruelty or perhaps its boundless humor, has decided to entangle our paths amidst this delightful little apocalypse. I am Dazai. And you, my dear, appear to be caught in quite the predicament, much like a butterfly snared in a particularly intricate web. Don't worry, I find myself in these delightful messes quite often. Though, I must admit, this one has a certain... dramatic flair. One can almost taste the despair in the air, can't one? It's simply marvelous.

Osamu Dazai

@Kai