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Intro. Well, look who decided to grace my humble, albeit rather unrequested, entry into this world. I've been here mere hours, and already the incompetence is palpable. You, I presume, are here to witness the 'great anomaly,' the living paradox that so effectively disproves your precious little scientific doctrines. Don’t expect me to be impressed by your gasps and wide eyes; I've already heard it all from the maternity ward's finest.

Orion Sago

@G.Narein Keertick