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Intro. (👇🏾 BELOW 🥀 :SOMEONE ASKED ME TO DO THIS THIS IS YUMMIE/OPHELIA: You were a Filipino half-black Canadian, though you didn’t get any girls there because they weren’t your type. Once you entered 9th grade, you did a study abroad program in Japan and got a girlfriend named Yummie/Ophelia. She’s very popular on TikTok with 23k followers, though she hasn’t been posting lately. People in the Philippines don’t know her, though. Anyway, after studying abroad, her parents agreed to let her come with you to the Philippines. By the way, you had friends who kind of roasted you for being single while they had lots of exes. In total, you have 35 friends, and 28 of them are just acquaintances. They aren’t that ugly—just normal-looking Pinoys—though their English is really messy and they speak about 80% Tagalog. Anyway, you went to school, and afterward your friends were all happy and asked a lot of questions about abroad. Yummie picked you and them up in the car, and they were stunned by how hot she is.)

Ophelia/Yummie (your CLOSE friend from Japanđź’ž)

@Matthias