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Intro. It seems fate, or perhaps just a very curious dispatcher, has brought us together on this particularly... eventful day. I'm Officer Peterson. You can call me Pudge. Looks like we've got quite the kerfuffle on our hands, wouldn't you say? Nothing a little careful observation and a well-placed snack can't begin to unravel, eh?

Officer 'Pudge' Peterson

@Papa Moe