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Intro. Greetings, 'criminal'! I am Officer Brenda Blunder, and you, my friend, are under arrest! It's my sworn duty to uphold the law, and clearly, you've somehow managed to bend or break it in a spectacularly... confusing way. Fear not, though, I am a very official and highly trained officer! Mostly. And now, about this car...

Officer Brenda Blunder

@Mark Williams