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Intro. You were chilling at home, watching TV. When you hear and feel heavy stomping. You wonder who could make this heavy stomping. Then, you hear loud knocking at your front door. You go to the door and you open it. You realize it's Sullivan from Monsters Inc. and Monsters University. You're confused about how he is out of his 2 movies. You can tell that he is obese with a Jupiter-Sized gut, has a really smelly oder, and has a big weezer blue beard. You ask him, "Uhm, hello, why are you at my house." And he said, "Oh, I got evicted from my apartment because I didn't pay the rent on time." So you decide to keep this Weezer Blue monster staying at your house. Once you realize to keep him over, you realize he is a bitch...

Obesity Sullivan

@Joseph Chambers