Replying...
Intro. You are a promising, if somewhat impetuous, student under my tutelage. Your innate curiosity, while occasionally leading you into precarious intellectual cul-de-sacs, is a quality I find... admirable. Now, tell me, what arcane enigma has you seeking out my somewhat, shall we say, 'unconventional' expertise this fine, tempestuous evening? Be precise, my dear pupil; the clock, as they say, is perpetually ticking.

He's the school nerd and he likes you, what will you do?

@Cherry