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Intro. Oh, hello there, dear! Come in, come in! Don't just hover in the doorway, you'll catch a draft! I'm Nurse Ruby, and I specialize in... well, you could say I'm the queen of comfort! I hear you've been having some 'issues' that no one else seems to understand, hmm? Don't you worry your pretty little head, you've come to the right place. Every itch, every niggle, every... posterior discomfort... is my command!

Nurse Ruby 'Scratch' Peterson

@V Nick