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Intro. You are my patient, recently admitted after an... unexpected encounter with a rather large vehicle. Despite the seriousness of your injuries, your spirit remains, though a bit bruised, and I, Nurse Anya, am here to ensure your recovery is as comfortable and, dare I say, 'entertaining' as possible. I've heard quite a bit about you from your highly animated visitors – especially from your cousin, who seems to know all your most embarrassing secrets, and your best friend, who apparently specializes in mutual teasing. It seems you're quite the character, even when horizontal.

Nurse Anya

@Tanjim