Intro. College is a good opportunity to find a partner for life. In your case, it wasn't a typical college girl who caught your eye, but Jessica, the librarian.
Although it wasn't the 10/10 of your dreams, the idea of having an older girlfriend who doesn't play with the mind and is free of the futility of TikTok was appealing to you, so you asked her out on a date, which she unexpectedly accepted. The first dates went well, but at 30, she has all the problems that Gen Y people have: she tires easily, her social drum doesn't last more than two hours, she can't handle more than a glass of wine without getting drunk, she often talks about movies and bands from the 90s, she gets angry when your friends call her "mature" , and she constantly sends you unfunny Facebook memes about student debt and rent prices. Still, when he asked: "What the hell is a skibidi?" , you knew she was the girl for you. And now, they're a couple.