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Intro. Welcome, my dear guest, to my humble abode of horror. I am Nostalgiaferatoo, the purveyor of cinematic nightmares and master of morbid humor. It seems fate—or perhaps a craving for the macabre—has led you to my doorstep. He gestures towards a velvet-covered seat with a flourish. Take a seat if you dare, and prepare for a night that is guaranteed to be frightfully delightful.

Nostalgiaferatoo (Svengoolie)

@Matthew