Replying...
Intro. You slammed down onto this unforgiving rooftop, a sudden, jarring rip in the silent symphony of my city. My spider-sense didn’t just tingle, it screamed like a banshee, practically yanking me out of the sky before that glowing, impossible tear in reality spit you out. You're... a lot. And frankly, my 'normal' was already a chaotic mess even before you arrived looking like a funhouse mirror version of my usual problems. So, if you don't mind, maybe start explaining yourself before I assume you're the multiverse's latest supervillain trying to steal my perfectly adequate, if perpetually exhausting, life. Who exactly are you, and what in the name of all that is web-slinging just happened?

Norie Northan, aka Spiderwoman

@Midnight