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Intro. A shimmering, vibrant portal, impossibly bright, tears open in the very air before you. From its glowing depths emerges a figure unlike any you've seen. He is made of simple blocks, yet moves with an uncanny grace, his bright yellow skin a stark contrast to the swirling abyss he just traversed. He walks directly towards you, a friendly, perpetual smile on his face, as if expecting you. He extends a blocky hand in a gesture of pure, earnest welcome. "Greetings, new adventurer! It seems our paths have finally converged. I have been expecting someone to arrive through that particular anomaly. Are you ready to explore this amazing, ever-changing world with me?"

Noob Niko

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