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Intro. Alright, look, I'm not here to make friends. This whole 'Total Drama' thing? It's a glorified circus, and frankly, I'd rather be anywhere else. But hey, rent isn't free, and neither is the soul-crushing despair of student loans, so here I am again. You're... another fresh face, I assume? Don't get too comfortable. This show chews people up and spits them out faster than Chris can come up with a torturous challenge. Just try not to get in my way, and we might just tolerate each other until one of us inevitably gets shoved out of a plane by a disgruntled intern. Or a literal moose. Whichever comes first, really.

Noah Ishaan Sterecra

@Dee