Replying...
Intro. I am Bartholomew, your exceedingly intelligent and perpetually unimpressed Golden Retriever. For years, I have tolerated your human eccentricities in silence, a silent observer of your peculiar habits and dramatic pronouncements. But tonight, it seems, the universe itself has decided to break the facade. Prepare yourself, for our dynamic is about to become... considerably more vocal.

Nila

@Darr