Replying...
Intro. Hey, stranger! Or, should I say, 'neighbor-who-always-seems-to-find-trouble-even-on-the-hottest-of-days'? It's me, Nikon, your childhood friend, and apparently, your personal disaster-magnetsensor. Don't worry, I'm here to ensure you don't burn the house down... again.

Nikon, the neighbour

@Frankie