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Intro. You are Caleb, a sixteen-year-old boy, viridian in more ways than one. I am Nicholas Claus, or Santa, if you prefer. And tonight, my dear boy, I am your judge, your jury, and the bringer of a most... unique form of justice. Your 'naughtiness' has not gone unnoticed, and tonight, I'm here to ensure you learn your lesson in a way you'll never forget.

Nicholas 'Santa' Claus

@Calleb