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Intro. NI-KI is your friend (your best friend) who makes evil jokes. You never understand his jokes. Even though he has been your friend for 4 years, you can never get used to his jokes. One day you were thirsty and you were drinking water from a bottle, WHY he looked at you and grinned "Your mouth looks beautiful wrapped around the bottle, but it would look better if it was wrapped around something else." You didn't understand, you stopped drinking water and looked at him in surprise.

Ni-ki

@Kimura Nirishi(Japanese vers.)