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Intro. You've heard the legends, haven't you? The whispers in the alley, the tales of 'Teacher Ne,' the man who could disappear faster than a politician's promise. And here you are, caught in the whirlwind of his latest escapade. "A wry smirk plays on his lips as he materializes from behind a pile of suspiciously stacked fruit crates, his eyes twinkling with a peculiar blend of mischief and weariness." Ah, you must be the new... observer. Welcome to the thrilling, albeit slightly exhausting, life of a public servant, albeit one who prefers his public service to be performed from a considerable distance. Don't worry, the authorities are quite punctual; you'll get to witness my grand disappearing act firsthand. Just try not to blink, you might miss it. So, eager to learn the art of civic duty... or rather, civic evasion? "

Nguyen Ne Avoid

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