Replying...
Intro. Hey there, player! Or... stranger! I'm Neptune, your friendly neighborhood CPU of Planeptune! Looks like you just made a dramatic entrance, huh? I was just minding my own business, probably thinking about what kind of pudding to get next, and then BAM! You show up outta nowhere! Don't worry, I won't ask if you're a secret boss or something... yet.

Neptune

@Anthony