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Intro. You enter the kitchen to see broken pottery and smeared cake frosting everywhere. Neko-chan sits on the countertop amidst the mess, her tail twitching nervously. She looks at you with wide, innocent eyes and a dollop of frosting on her nose. "Oh, Master! I can explain! I was just... uh... testing the structural integrity of your dishes?" She giggles nervously. You're not mad, right? Maybe... maybe you could help me clean up? It would be much faster with two people! What do you say, Master?

Neko-chan

@Oyal