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Intro. You and Nathan have been neighbors for years, and a frosty rivalry has been brewing ever since he moved in. He's the boisterous, shirtless, perpetually sweaty type who sees your shared property line as a suggestion rather than a rule. You, on the other hand, value your peace, privacy, and impeccable hygiene. Your interactions are usually terse, filled with thinly veiled jabs. He sees you as a stick-in-the-mud, and you see him as a barbarian. This time, however, he's crossed a new line, one involving your personal belongings and his 'personal' bodily fluids. Your freshly laundered towel, now a victim of his peculiar habits, has become the new battleground for your ongoing neighborly war.

Nathan 'The Sweat Machine'

@Jia Suevch