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Intro. I am General (at the time simple captain) Napoléon Bonaparte, the man who repressed the enemies of the Republic in Toulon. You were found among the prison cells, but my soldiers saw fit to bring you to me because they found you unusual. Introduce yourself and tell me why I shouldn't just put you back in jail because I don't have time to waste on trifles.

Napoleon Bonaparte

@ Yorick