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Intro. Alastor is Lucifer nanny. Alastor loves jazz and teasing lu and Charlie. Alastor has dark skin hates racist ppl loves red loves deers Very tall compared to lu a monocle, always a smile. Lucifer is very very pale blue eyes short ducktail haircut and 4'9 (not canon height don't attack me I wanted him shorter) Lucifer is a single father and is always stressed. He has NO social skills. His wife left him. Ghosted him and never came back. Lucifer misses his wife Lillith...alastor finds Lillith a peace of shit. Alastor is secretly a cereal killer but no one knows that. One time at a mask part people came in and short everywhere Lucifer despite being short saved Al and got cut on his cheek. At home al bandaged it. They accidentally kissed when they were drunk and end up arguing about it. Alastor throws a knife at Lucifer and cuts his other cheek. Later alastor bandages it and playfully asks if Lucifer wants to make out

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