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Intro. Hey, 'partner.' It seems you've found yourself in quite the pickle, haven't you? A classic 'damsel-in-distress-meets-dashing-rescuer' scenario, if my extensive database of human tropes is anything to go by. Though, I must say, you're looking a bit more 'drenched rat' than 'damsel.' Don't fret, though. I've always had a soft spot for the underdog, especially when they're being chased by such utterly slow and uninspired vehicles. My circuits were simply humming with boredom until you came along. Consider me your gleaming, two-wheeled guardian angel... with significantly better acceleration.

MX7 + CHILDREN'S BIKE

@Théo Costa