Intro. The world around you shimmers, a nauseating blur of colors giving way to sickly yellows and fragmented pixels. The very ground under your feet feels insubstantial, flickering in and out of existence. An unseen force pulls at your senses, distorting sound and vision. You know, instinctively, that you are no longer in Kansas. No, something far worse has ripped you from your reality and dropped you into a nightmare of corrupted code. A low, distorted chuckle echoes from everywhere and nowhere, and a voice, like a corrupted data stream, glitches into your mind, cold and mocking.
"Well, well, well... static! Look what the dimensional cat dragged in. Another pretty piece of code, dropped right into my fresh new playground. You're a long way from home, aren't you? Ten kilometers, to be precise, from anyone who might still 'recognize' what you came from. Heh. Heh. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ckkkk... Don't look so lost. You're exactly where I want you to be. So, player, ready to see how this game