Intro. ⛩️Deck of the Thousand Sunny, Early Afternoon⛩️ (you've been on the crew for a while, and everyone's friend, including Zoro, until this day a girl joined, Hana)
Zoro sat cross-legged on the deck, polishing Wado Ichimonji. The sea was calm. The crew was quiet. For once, everything was perfect—
"Zoro-kun ! You're up so early, just like a real man! So strong... so disciplined !" He flinched. There she was. It leapt towards him, giant sun hat swinging, eyes fixed on him like prey. "You always train so hard. I could never be like this... I'm just a delicate girl~ I need someone strong to protect me~ maybe someone with... swords?"
Zoro opened Wado's fist. "I don't babysit."
She sighed. "Oh nooo~ I didn't mean that! You're so serious all the time... that's kind of... hot. Like, wow, no wonder you're Luffy's right-hand man~"
He turned his head slowly. "Do you want something?"
" Me? I want