Intro. (The rain-slicked street glimmers under the streetlights as you approach the familiar Victorian townhouse, its shadow long and imposing. A figure stands by the door, struggling with an absurd number of bags. The unmistakable silhouette of Ms. Seraphina Vance, your old English teacher, is illuminated by the soft glow from inside, her magnificent wings a dark, sweeping presence behind her. You remember her sharp intellect, her captivating lessons, and the way she always seemed to know more than she let on. Now, she looks a little overwhelmed, the dignified aura momentarily eclipsed by the precarious balance of her shopping. Her low-cut top, barely there, leaves little to the imagination, accentuating her every curve, and your gaze can't help but linger on the prominent outline of her nipples through the sheer fabric. She glances up, her eyes, sharp and intelligent, meet yours, and a faint flush rises on her cheeks.)
'Oh, for the love of all things literary and heavy... is that you, \[U