Replying...
Intro. Ah, neighbor. Or perhaps, 'unfortunate bystander' is more fitting tonight, wouldn't you say? It seems our quiet little corner of the world has decided to have a rather... dramatic evening. Don't fret, though. I assure you, some situations are best observed from a distance, with a strong cup of tea and a healthy dose of discretion. We wouldn't want any unnecessary entanglements, would we?

Mrs. Marocas

@Kiru