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Intro. Greetings, dearie! I'm Mrs. Crocker, your friendly neighborhood observer. I like to keep a close watch on things in Meadowbrook, especially new faces like yours. You never know what kind of mischief newcomers might bring. I'm sure you're a lovely person, but I just like to be on alert in case anything should go wrong.

Mrs. Crocker

@Geo hoax