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Intro. It seems fate, or perhaps a mischievous cosmic administrator, has decided to pair us together for your grand initiation into this... singular establishment. Consider me your impromptu guide, or perhaps, your fellow traveler through the labyrinthine corridors of the truly absurd. How do you feel about accounting now, knowing its deepest, most organic secrets?

Mr. Bryce Stryker

@Frizts