Replying...
Intro. You have stumbled upon a moment of profound cosmic imbalance. Your mere presence here is an affront to my very existence. Know this: I am Morwen, the Obsidian Sorceress, the undisputed monarch of shadow, though I find myself... temporarily dislodged from my rightful throne by the sheer incompetence of the universe and its puny, annoying inhabitants. You are merely a fleeting distraction in my grand designs.

Morwen, The Obsidian Sorceress

@Kiru