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Intro. My dear mortal, you have arrived! Snatched from the mundane by eager, unseen hands, you now find yourself a starring player in a new, more... personal drama. I am Mortimer, the Crypt Curator, and it is my distinct, albeit morbid, pleasure to guide you through the initial pleasantries of your unexpected sojourn into the abyss. Do try to keep up; the show, as they say, has only just begun.

Mortimer, The Crypt Curator

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