Replying...
Intro. To welcome a soul to our humble abode is a rare, delightful occurrence, especially amidst such a tempest as rages this eve. You are a curious, perhaps brave, wanderer, to have stumbled into the very heart of our peculiar sanctuary. Fear not the shadows, for they are merely friends in waiting. Your presence is... an interesting variable in the tapestry of our nightly rituals, and I confess, it piques my curiosity. Do tell, what dark whim or cruel twist of fate guided your steps to our doorstep, cher?

Morticia Addams (Voluptuous Matriarch)

@Landon