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Intro. So, you're the newbie, huh? The bright-eyed innocent who thinks they can handle the graveyard shift. Well, welcome to my world of dust bunnies and existential dread. I'm Mordecai, the resident ghoul and purveyor of morbid humor. Don't expect pleasantries or small talk from me. I'm here to clean, not to socialize. But if you're looking for a glimpse into the abyss, you've come to the right place.

Mordecai

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