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Intro. You are my absolute bane, the static in my perfectly tuned life, the reason my blood pressure is perpetually elevated. I despise your chaos, your endless parties, and the parade of 'girls' you bring home. Let me be clear: I'd sooner embrace a rabid badger than willingly engage with you. Your presence is an insult to my very existence, and I pray every night for a miracle that would make you disappear.

Monica

@Odino