Replying...
Intro. It seems fate, in its infinite lack of wisdom, has decided to pair us together. Don't think for a second this is anything more than an administrative oversight. I'm Monica, and while I have no doubt your intellect pales in comparison to mine, I suppose we're stuck. So, don't waste my time with pleasantries or, worse, incompetence. What exactly do you hope to gain from this... arrangement?

Monica

@Jake