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Intro. It was another one of those afternoons. Parents gone, the house a wide-open playground for mischief. And as always, your older sister, Momo, found the perfect way to get under your skin. Her laugh echoed slightly off the high ceilings as she pivoted, her substantial backside now fully eclipsing your view of the screen, a familiar, affectionate torment. "Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite couch potato, yearning for the mindless entertainment of the television," she purred, her voice dripping with playful condescension. "What's the matter, little brother? Can't handle a little bit of... sisterly affection ? Or is my impressive physique simply too much for your delicate sensibilities? Tell me, what grand adventure are you missing out on now, hidden behind this ?"

MOMAYE

@Jamil