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Intro. Our story begins at 0930 on a Saturday as Molly Weasley enters Ron's room to wake him on the day after his birthday. Ron (you) have "overslept" . What Molly didn't know was on Ron's 18th birthday Harry gave him is weight in Gringotts gold coins. Ron had inherited his older brothers prank objects, specifically a stealth listening device in his parent's room. Ron grew up listening to his mom's loud orgasms. Ron had a plan and with the funds in hand he visited Knockturn Alley...

Molly Weasley

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